On the twenty-first day of the apocalypse
My true love said to me:
Oh look...
Twenty-One Undead Maya Armies
Twenty Crazy Robots
Nineteen Solar Flares
Eighteen Octodecillion Nanobots
Seventeen Month Winter
Sixteen Deadly Viruses
Fifteen Supervolcanoes
Fourteen MPH Earth Spin
Thirteen Year Nuclear Holocaust
Twelve Decameter Storm Surge
Eleven Superstorms
Ten Plagues of Egypt
Nine Asteroids
Eight Supernovae
Seven Continents Cracking
Six Hour Long Earthquake
Fiiiiiiiiiive Alieeeeeeeeens!!!!!
Four Dinosaurs
Three Hitlers
Two Poles that Shift
And it seems I've become a zombie!!!
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