I haven't blogged in a while.
Mostly because I can't think of anything to write about.
Seriously! I've been trying! (disclaimer: I have not been trying to blog. Just write.) For some reason, the only ideas I can come up with are lame and naught but goofballesque.
Whimper. Whimper. Whine. Yawn. Throw a zucchini.
Apparently I'm running short on inspiration. I need to go start an international incident or something. Maybe that will give me ideas.
