Okay... seriously. WHY is she smiling coyly behind her tissue???
I'm sorry, but I certainly don't get all flirty when I'm honking a glob of puss-filled, green snot into a micrometer-thick bit of floppy paper.
Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I should be more like this girl when my sinuses are loaded with enough boogers that they form a black hole and begin to implode. I should make sure I have perfect makeup, and then I'll go up to my husband, maybe do an eyebrow-jiggle or two, sweetly raise a tissue to my nostrils (don't forget to smile!), and then blast a glob of mucus through the living room wall.
Yeah. That's how it should be done.
