Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The most ridiculous picture of the week...

Found this gem on a "why you don't need a flu shot" facebook post.

http://res.mindbodygreen.com/img/crp/WomanBlowingHerNose900-850x400.jpg

Okay... seriously.  WHY is she smiling coyly behind her tissue???

I'm sorry, but I certainly don't get all flirty when I'm honking a glob of puss-filled, green snot into a micrometer-thick bit of floppy paper.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I should be more like this girl when my sinuses are loaded with enough boogers that they form a black hole and begin to implode. I should make sure I have perfect makeup, and then I'll go up to my husband, maybe do an eyebrow-jiggle or two, sweetly raise a tissue to my nostrils (don't forget to smile!), and then blast a glob of mucus through the living room wall.

Yeah. That's how it should be done.