December 2012 - Day 17 - Not As Little Ice Age

On the seventeenth day of the apocalypse
My true love said to me:
Oh look...
Seventeen Months of Winter
Sixteen Deadly Viruses
Fifteen Super Volcanoes
Fourteen MPH Earth-Spin
Thirteen Year Nuclear Holocaust
Twelve Decameter Storm Surge
Eleven Superstorms
Ten Plagues of Egypt
Nine Asteroids
Eight Supernovae
Seven Continents Cracking
Six Hour Long Earthquake
Fiiiiiiiiive Alieeeeeeeens!!!!
Four Dinosaurs
Three Hitlers
Two Poles that Shift
And it seems I've become a zombie.

What:

 Do y'all remember, about, oh, maybe 200 years ago, there was a really long winter?  Okay, you probably don't remember it.  You'd have to have a really good memory for that one.

Anyway, in 1815, this volcano, Tambora, decided it was going to pop its cork, and vomited a pretty heavy spew of ash.  1816 was, consequently, known as the "Year without a summer," and pretty much the whole Earth was affected.  Tambora is in Indonesia.  People were complaining about the cold in New Hampshire.

Well, it's gonna happen again.

How:

Basically, ash becomes sulfur, which is apparently nature's window tinting.

Day 15 was super volcanoes.

What do you think is going to happen when 15 super volcanoes rocket ash into the air?

How to Survive:

Mukluks and Ug Boots become the latest in Parisian fashion. 

And here we thought the point of Ug boots was the same as the Elizabethan corset - to spite fashion and make people look hideous.  Ha!