Turnpikes. 180 year old toll roads. Yep. We needed them! How could we have gotten by without them? This was a vital piece of the Transportation Revolution, built along the National Road, also known as the... holy cow, my teacher's shirt is almost as shiny as the top of his head! His head is so shiny I can watch the power point presentation on it... backwards and strangely curved, but clear nonetheless.
Oh, right, transportation.
Steam boats. Another vital piece of the Transportation Revolution. They blew up a lot. No, seriously. The Captains were nuts and would drag race their steam boats. Hey, that picture of an exploding steam boat is very nicely painted.
Moving on.
Communication revolution. Back in the 1820's a person from the 21st century traveled back in time, read a newspaper headline that said, "Thanks to the Transportation Revolution, communication has never been so fast! Now a person in New York can speak to someone in New Orleans, with virtually no delay at all! It only takes two weeks!" The time traveler pulled out his new Droid X, looked at it with contempt, and thought, "Why did I ever give my heart to you?" Then he promptly threw it in an exploding steam boat.
Holy much bad grammatical oops, Batman. My teacher just said "It made things much more cheaper."
The girl next to me is playing this "Plants vs Zombies" game. Right now sunflowers, corn cobs (which have been stuck in planters with no stalks), and melon looking plant are shooting and launching their produce at an onslaught of zombies. Shortly before that the plants were floating on lilly pads in a swimming pool, while zombies swam towards them on ducky float toys.
I'm hungry. 3 minutes of class left.
OH MY GOSH THE ZOMBIES JUST CAME OUT OF THAT GIRL'S COMPUTER ON AN EXPLODING STEAM BOAT!!!!!! WE'RE ALL G
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