The bad news: I permanently stained my best white undershirt by spilling noni on it.
The good news: I was accidentally wearing it backwards!
The better news: My hair is now long enough to hide said stain... that is no longer on my boobs! It's on my back... where nobody looks anyway.
Conclusion: Being incapable of putting your clothes on correctly isn't always a bad thing. I have known this since I was seven, and adorned myself by deliberately wearing mismatched socks to school every day. Now I have substantial evidence beyond, "Well... it's a fashion statement!"
No comments:
Post a Comment