Is it okay to throw a temper tantrum on your blog?
I mean, we all get REEEEEEEEEALLY mad every now and then. And we need an outlet. So, short of sticking a fork inside an actual outlet to "release steam" (yes, it works), the next best thing is to throw a hissy fit.
Oh wait.
That's what facebook is for. Remember how you could throw toilet paper at people way back in the "super poke" craze? Or sheep. I liked to throw sheep. They smell awful and have ticks and I'm going to throw a sheep at you and hope you smell like sheep pebbles for a month and a tick bursts on your knee cap. So there.
While I'm at it, I'm going to clinch my fists, bury my face in a duck and scream out all my frustration until I've swallowed a throat full of feathers.
And then I'm going to stomp on the ceiling and pound a broom on the floor and listen to Paramore really loudly because that band always makes me feel like my enemies are epic and real and I have something significant to fight.
Maybe I should break out my silver set and go hunt a werewolf.
I just can't say anything. Because every time I write what I really want to say, I grumble about not being a jerk on my blog and dutifully punch the back space.
But really. I have a punching bag for moments like this.
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