WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Guess what!  Guess what! 

I'm writing a novel!  I'm also going to school full time!  I'm also working more hours than the school advises full time students trying to maintain scholarships to work!  I'm also tired!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I am pooped.

This revelation is, I'm sure, quite a shock to all of you.  Pooped?  Savannah?  Never!  How can this be?

Yes, it's true.  Savannah needs to get in bed.

Seeing as this has NEVER happened before, I have decided to sell tickets to see this rare anomaly.  It will be quite the show.  Now, for the unbelievable price of only $39.99, you can come to Apartment 21, sit on the floor, and watch Savannah sit cross-legged on the couch, staring off into space.  If you pay VERY close attention, you may be able to hear her breathing!

Don't miss this amazing spectacle!  Get your tickets now! 

All proceeds go to the Ijustgotanotherreallyretardedidea Fund for the Betterment of Life for Vegetables!

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