Oh horror of horrors.

So, I'm just sitting there in my fluffy rocking chair, all innocent like. Eating my burrito, you know. Minding my own business.

Suddenly, from the space between my elbow and my stomach, and onto the plate that sits on my lap, crawls a massive, black, spindly-legged spider.

This may be the first time in the last 25 years that I deliberately threw the entirety of my lunch into the air, and onto the floor.

[shudder] Uuuuuugh. [/shudder]