There's a new band in town, but you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine... aimed at your average teen.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give it up for a brand new band with a brand new sound!  It's the Dirty Diapers!

What's this?  Two white girls?  What will they be gracing us with tonight???

*Savvanna and M&M take the stage*

"Ahem."

"ONE TWO THREE FOUR"

"Shawty had them apple bottom jeeeeeeans (jeans!)
Boots with da fur (fur!)
Da whole club was lookin at hur (oh!)
She hit da flo (she hit da flo)
Next thing ya know
Shawty got low low low low low low low"

Audience: O_O

"That was... a very... unique performance, girls.  Thanks for that.  Pretty sure my eyes will never be the same again."

"Why thank you.  We choreographed that dance routine for a whole week!"

"And your 'white-girls-imitating-black-people' accent.  That was its own brand of... um... well it was its own brand."

"Thanks!  You're so nice!  That's actually how we came up with our band name, the Dirty Diapers.  We're so ghetto-"
"Yeah!  We're gansta, yo!"
"Uh huh!  We're so gangsta that we may be white on the outside, but beneath that we're all chocolatey brown."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why whenever me and my roommate try to sing Flo Rida, Usher or Nelly, my other roommate (who is also white) looks at us, shakes her head and just says, "Oh man.  You two are so white!"